the-more-u-know:

Parenting done right. 

yoooo i’m never on tumblr anymore but here’s a quick little lesson

don’t send pictures of yourself that you’ll regret sending.

people are assholes.

k that’s all 

inbox me if needed

I used to take Japanese with this girl and then I quit and man look how much I would’ve learned if I still took it

I used to take Japanese with this girl and then I quit and man look how much I would’ve learned if I still took it

IT TOOK ME AWHILE BUT I FINISHED GREAT GATSBY

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

m0rphlne:

please

im tired of having drama with people

i dont care if we arent like the best of friends anymore, but can we be able to stand within 5 feet of each other ?

mrswallydebacker:

mrswallydebacker:

THIS IS MAKING ME EXTREMELY UPSET

THIS HAS GOTTEN OVER 4000 NOTES IM PROUD OF MYSELF FOR POSTING THIS VIDEO AND EXPOSING ITS GREATNESS TO TUMBLR GO ME

i had an expression of utter confusion throughout watching this

wow this is really cute

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

jeffskins:

jeffskins:

A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED

UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE 

That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen. 

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this would be why i would not marry a boy

“He threw all those parties, hoping she’d wander in one night.”